<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8470315481844759723</id><updated>2011-07-31T04:06:02.454-07:00</updated><category term='Skylab'/><category term='relativity'/><category term='jokes'/><category term='theory'/><category term='ISS: toilet'/><category term='End Times: gold as wold currency'/><category term='Einstein'/><category term='writer'/><category term='script'/><category term='Russia'/><category term='russian jokes'/><category term='Illuminati'/><category term='Medvedev'/><category term='President'/><category term='NASA'/><title type='text'>Russian Jokes about Illuminati</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes-by-russia.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8470315481844759723/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes-by-russia.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>MattMarriott</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16311500960166190901</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8470315481844759723.post-1554928639600732341</id><published>2009-07-13T07:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T21:46:03.426-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='End Times: gold as wold currency'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theory'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='President'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Medvedev'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Illuminati'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relativity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Russia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Einstein'/><title type='text'>President Medvedev of Russia TWO jokes about Illuminati End Times: gold as wold currency and Einstein's theory of relativity</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3&gt;One world currency of gold and exposing Einstein's theory of relativity: President Medvedev TWO russian jokes&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;President Medvedev of Russia TWO jokes about Illuminati End Times&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;
In less than one month President Medvedev of Russia is credited with two KEY acts, using the jokes format:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;June 4, 2009&lt;/i&gt; - President Medvedev maximally reduces, totally decoded, how to expose the uttermost reduced illuminati joke, Illuminati's alias Einstein's Theory of Relativity;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;July 13, 2009&lt;/i&gt;- President Medvedev of Russia uses inversion, the technique that comes closer to totally decoded, to maximally reduce the ultimate Illuminati Goal, Global Slavery. The elements he uses in his joke: &amp;quot;World Money&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;Show Off Future&amp;quot;.&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;End Time Sign: reaction of the beasts to the two milestone jokes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;
As revealing about Illuminati End Times as the contents of the two jokes, are the reactions of the brainwashed audience to the two jokes.&lt;br&gt;
Reminder:&lt;br&gt;
- the joke used to expose &amp;quot;Theory of Relativity&amp;quot; was decoded only by End Times Prophet and noticed by nobody else. (1)&lt;br&gt;
- the joke used to expose the goal of Global Slavery was noticed by quite a lot more, beginning by the fact that it was mentioned by some illuminati media. (2)&lt;br&gt;
Yet again nobody else got what the joke was about. (3)&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Godsent Vladimir Putin and the three stages of communication&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;
While President Medved is still in charge of telling russian jokes, Godsent Vladimir Putin has already moved to the next stage, where the mood no more allows for jokes (4).&lt;br&gt;
A stage that can't last long, before the third and last stage: when the &amp;quot;sky will be falling&amp;quot;, just before the shit hits the fan (5), what &amp;quot;coincidentally&amp;quot; is the content of another russian joke decoded only by one and the same.
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Notes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(1) June 4, 2009 - &lt;i&gt;TURN ON Russia Today NOW !!! President Medvedev EXPOSES Illuminati's alias Einstein's Theory of Relativity&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://end-times-reductionism.blogspot.com/2009/06/president-medvedev-exposes-theory-of.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://end-times-reductionism.blogspot.com/2009/06/president-medvedev-exposes-theory-of.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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(2) From illuminati media, with title &amp;quot;Medvedev Shows Off Future World Money&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;i&gt;After months of pushing for a new world currency, President Dmitry Medvedev had more than an idea to tout at his G8 news conference. He had the real thing.With a broad grin, Medvedev held aloft a shiny gold coin Friday that he said represented a “symbol of unity” and a possible “future world currency.”&lt;br&gt;
“I have some supranational currency in my pocket that I got as a souvenir. This is a test sample of a currency unit under the Unity in Diversity motto,” Medvedev said, holding the coin between two fingers.&lt;br&gt;
“It is called the United Future World Currency. It can already be seen and touched,” he said, according to a transcript posted on the Kremlin’s web site.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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(3) Example: pinned thread at site godlikeproductions, with 5,000 views, despite the fact that Prophet decoded the joke. See text of post beginning with &amp;quot;&lt;i&gt;As the President makes another of his russian jokes, time to remember the TRUE PROPHET (Charles De Gaulle) on the background&amp;quot;&lt;/i&gt;, at this page 2:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message837611/pg2" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message837611/pg2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
In case that post will be deleted, it is these words of End Times Prophet:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://eu-beast.blogspot.com/2005/05/france-may-1968-and-charles-de-gaulle.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://eu-beast.blogspot.com/2005/05/france-may-1968-and-charles-de-gaulle.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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(4) Entered the latest at the first meeting between suicide Obomber and Putin, days ago, where Putin did not&amp;nbsp; try to engage in a &amp;quot;conversation&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;Obama&amp;quot;, silently looking in the opposite direction.&lt;br&gt;
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(5) 2009, 30 years later, the shit finally hits the fan&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://jokes-by-russia.blogspot.com/2009/04/skylab-v-iss-toilet-jokes-russia-not.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://jokes-by-russia.blogspot.com/2009/04/skylab-v-iss-toilet-jokes-russia-not.html&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;In Forums &lt;/i&gt;&lt;a href="http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php?t=255426"&gt;engforum.pravda.ru&lt;/a&gt; -- &lt;a href="http://www.christianforums.com/t7384991/"&gt;christianforums.com&lt;/a&gt; -- &lt;a href="http://www.usmessageboard.com/humor/81734-president-medvedev-of-russia-two-jokes-about-illuminati-end-times-gold-and-einstein.html"&gt;usmessageboard.com&lt;/a&gt; -- &lt;a href="http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/political-humor-satire/46495-president-medvedev-two-jokes-gold-one-world-currency-einstein-theory-relativity.html"&gt;forumgarden.com&lt;/a&gt;
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One of the jokes included in the &amp;quot;Fall of Skylab&amp;quot; script was about the toilet. (1)&lt;br&gt;
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29 years later the jokes included in &amp;quot;Fall of ISS&amp;quot; script begun to focus on the toilet at an earlier stage than in the case of Skylab. And this time it is Russia writing the jokes. (2)&lt;br&gt;
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1 year later the toilet jokes go as far as RussiaToday TV having the NASA &amp;quot;astronaut&amp;quot; denying in a press conference mutually assured payment for use of toilets (&amp;quot;I deny that we have to pay for using the russian toilet; russian astronauts also do not pay for using our toilet&amp;quot;). (3)&lt;br&gt;
Thia act was included in the &amp;quot;ISS: Step into Abyss&amp;quot; act, staged by RussiaToday TV today. (4)&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Notes&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(1) Skylab jokes from 1979, explained 28 years later first time...&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://illuminati-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/06/skylab-space-station-crash-1979.html"&gt;http://illuminati-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/06/skylab-space-station-crash-1979.html&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;
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(2) ISS Toilet Broken. Astronauts Have Nowhere to 'Go', 28th of May 2008&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://news.softpedia.com/news/ISS-Toiled-Broken-Astronauts-Have-Nowhere-to-039-Go-039-86718.shtml"&gt;http://news.softpedia.com/news/ISS-Toiled-Broken-Astronauts-Have-Nowhere-to-039-Go-039-86718.shtml&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(3) &amp;quot;'Toilet row' lowers space morale - Cosmonauts on the ISS say they are no longer permitted to use US facilities&amp;quot;, 31 March 2009&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7973747.stm"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7973747.stm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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(4) Reminder: Vladimir Putin and the End of the Skylab/ISS Hoax - predicted worldwide first and so far ONLY by End Times Prophet&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://nasa-hoaxes.blogspot.com/2007/06/godsent-vladimir-putin-puts-end-to.html"&gt;http://nasa-hoaxes.blogspot.com/2007/06/godsent-vladimir-putin-puts-end-to.html&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;In Forums &lt;/i&gt;&lt;a href="http://engforum.pravda.ru/showthread.php?t=246688"&gt;engforum.pravda.ru&lt;/a&gt; -- &lt;a href="http://www.usmessageboard.com/humor/73482-skylab-v-iss-toilet-jokes-30-years-later-russia-not-nasa-is-the-script-writer.html"&gt;usmessageboard.com&lt;/a&gt;
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